there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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