Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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