just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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