I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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