On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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