When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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