It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The air was thick with penises
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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