Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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