I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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