Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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