I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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