I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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