just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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