you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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