Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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