If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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