i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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