? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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