Its about making memories worth repressing
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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