i don't like sucking hair
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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