this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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