You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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