she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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