i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Randomize
