I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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