My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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