Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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