He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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