what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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