K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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