You really coming over, don't trick.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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