Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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