Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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