Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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