This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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