His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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