So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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