u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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