i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2