I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the day after is always just damage control
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.