Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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