I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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