Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have grass duct taped all over my body
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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