Whod you bang
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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