i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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