The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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