If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
