He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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