Sponge bath it is.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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