turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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