So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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