question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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