I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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