I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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