i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
home. puking in laundry basket.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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