So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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