You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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