that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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