Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often