how hairy? two words: wookie tits
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?