that's an acceptable place to lick
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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