We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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