the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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