Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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