How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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